all i ask is that you’re reasonably cute and willing to reciprocate my kindness and generosity by keeping me warm on these cold winter nights. i don’t even care if you’re jewish or some other religion that doesn’t celebrate christmas because my parents will be in france and will never find out. together we’ll go out for amazing dinners, we’ll go shopping together, we’ll drink great wines and at the end of the day we’ll get each other off fabulously.
